Why do all guitarists look like they are in pain when they play?

Butters — Wed, 12 May 2010 21:21:45 +0000

I’ve asked this question many times before. But every solo that has been played, an orgasmic face, of either pure enjoyment, or pure pain through your body. Which ever the case maybe, Metromix as thrown together a list of “Guitar Faces Hall of Fame“, and wouldn’t you know, there’s a few legends of metal in the list.

Andrew Whiting of Attack Attack! and the dreaded crabcore pose. I do no approve of this on the list. I think they could have found some one a lot better, and talented. Because it almost appears as if he’s taking a massive crap, and he had a little too many grilled cheese sandwiches the night before.

Now of course you’re going to see James Hetfield on this list. For he, James Hetfield, the lord of the “Oh Yeaaah-aaah”.

You can view the full list of Guitar Faces Hall of Fame here.

The idiots of the world.

Butters — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:14:37 +0000

If you are anything like myself, you don’t use the internet just to look at porn, new bongs, and to see how fucking awesome Behemoth‘s new video is. You will know all about Crabcore, and how it’s the new “brutal” thing. The great guys from MetalSucks, first posted a video of the guitarist for Attack! Attack!’s latestt music video, Stick Stickly (I’m not going to link you to the video). Now, with that being said, I would like to appologize for Columbus, Ohio being known for the birthplace of “Crabcore”. Really, Ohio? Thanks for nothing.

Now this brings me to my next point in hand. This freakin’ sweet ass website, YourSceneSucks.com. Holy shit, it’s been awhile since my last visit. But I’m thankful that they have posted some new “scenes”. YouSceneSucks.com, has some pretty great stereo typical scenesters. So if you have some spare time besides trying to locate that last joint you hid in a sock, check it out.

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Why do all guitarists look like they are in pain when they play?

The idiots of the world.